|Me at chipotle with Bear semen shirt|
I myself took a huge burrito with everything on, extra beans so i can fart in bypassers face (don't judge me, everyone does it, right?)
Now here's the sneaky part, when in the kitchen i managed to snatch me some of their taco mix (great profit!). And nobody even saw me. But it was all too good too be true, when i got home i saw it was shitty fish taco mix, so they probably let me take it :(
The upside is in the parking lot i got to hug a little girl!