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How i killed my neighbours gecko

U-Haul truck
Recently a new family moved in next to me, and this is the story of me trying to welcome them, and perhaps failing too..
They moved in to an apartment where nobody has been living for years, so i came as quite a shock too me when a U-Haul guy ringed the doorbell wanting to return my hidden adult movies that had hidden there for years now. I was embarrassed he found them and also mad that i couldn't keep it there anymore. Then again i couldn't help but feel happy too see that dusty old box again. Btw it's for sale on craigslist The one problem i had was the mushrooms that i had stuffed away i the ventilation of that apartment..

My quest began to get them back!
I went up early the next day and made some brownies, some for me and some for the new neighbors. Then after lunch i went over with the brownies to greet them. They where very nice and invited me for coffee, which was just according to plans! After i finished my coffee and a brownie i asked to use the restroom, and that was of-course to retrieve my hidden loot! They probably wondered why, seeing as i live next door, but oh well..
Woops my bad!
I entered the toilet and some boxes where standing on the floor, i stepped on one of them and removed the grid from the vent. Took the bag and.. my foot went right through the box and i heard i quiet shriek and then nothing. All was good i probably hadn't destroyed anything in the box. Then i thanked for the coffee and went on home.
As i walked in the hallway i noticed a greenish slime on my shoe.. I wiped it off but didn't care all that much. Now three more things happened after this.

1. I felt kinda weird and noticed to my horror they got MY brownies.. Well at-least they will enjoy moving in.

2. i ate some of the mushrooms i had picked up and put on a movie,  It was Rango.

3. All too fittingly the man that had just moved in next door called me and asked i had any idea what happened to their gecko..  (thank god he had gotten my brownies and wasn't thinking clearly) It was in its terrarium in the box in the restroom and was now squished. I said no and gave my apologies for the pet. (crap i had freaking killed the gecko)
I later learned that they had that (1meter long) gecko for over 4 years. They where so sad that they moved again two weeks later.